Thursday, January 26, 2012

How would you rewrite a disney fairy tale so that you remove all stereotypes?

Pick any disney movie and rewrite it. No stereotypes.How would you rewrite a disney fairy tale so that you remove all stereotypes?
Title up "Bambi" Scene opens to woods. Pan woods. Pan stream. Bring in forest fire SFX. More woods smoldering. SFX gunfire. bring up "The End." Time on screen 13 minutes 22 seconds. No popcorn intermission.
Mickey Mouse becomes a nihilistic terrorist. His girlfriend Minnie joins a feminist organization calling for all men to be "vanished".

Donald Duck joins some religious fanatic groups brainwashing people. Donald Duck's nephews Dewey, Huey and Louie, become members of a street gang selling drugs. Uncle Scrooge McDuck ends up controlling Congress. And Winnie the Pooh ends up as a serial killer armed with a chainsaw. What do you think? Of course, I am just "joking".How would you rewrite a disney fairy tale so that you remove all stereotypes?
Sleeping Beauty:



A girl finds a guy fast asleep in the middle of a deserted house covered in cobwebs. She thinks he's gorgeous and she kisses him. He wakes up and they ride off into the sunset on her Harley Davidson.
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They made a version with a black Snow White in the 1940s. It was called "Coal Black and de sebben dwarfs." As you can imagine it was extremely racist.
Cinderella



short redhed with brown highlights

ugly

not gracefull

cant sing



bam! no sterotypes
A black snow white.

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